This morning I had my teeth cleaned. The man did not use the usual pic of the devil; he used some supersonic thing that basically blasts tartar out with a water-fueled laser, taking less time but showering your face with H20 and godknows what sorts of debris. My hair was damp when I lifted my head to clamp down on some flouride molds. No matter how you f-in cut it, the dentist is hell.
With teeth smooth and fortified (hey Portlanders get 33-40% more cavities than folks in any major US cities, no flouride in da'wawa)... I was a good girl and returned two shirts I bought last week that I will never wear. One was too shiny. One was too dull.
With small gap between lower front teeth gappier, I browsed Powell's for the "must-haves" (i.e. a few of the stories I need to read pre-WW-rez next week!!! wa!). I found some of the must-haves (Deborah Eisenberg, Hemingway, and Pushcart XXXII for the short story "Breaker" by Randy Nelson). But dang if I didn't make TWO spontaneous purchases: planetwalker by John Francis, PhD (the PhD is there, so why not) and a FUUUUNY graphic novel Bigfoot: I Not Dead.** I was laughing aloud. And boy, did it sound louder than aloud in my super clean mouth.
Say Ahhh. And read. And walk.
**Bigfoot Discovery: typing in the link, I find there is a SERIES!! OOOOO my sides need stitching already.
nabbed from Brezsny's Free Will Astrology... I believe in poetry and planets
noooooo this is not the latest women-must-do-for-bathing-suit-season...
this is wonderful art
and i've got two of her owl pieces
buy this woman's stuff UP!!!
In Oregon of course the green is all around you... but I'm talking
gas prices, driving. Still, some days you just hop in and go and all
the lush and height and mist is worth it. The dirt is, the rocks are,
the rushing white happy water. Your dog on a log balancing with you.
Sniffing the sheep and the stallions all the way home.
Can I just say it... my new hair makes me feel like a Charlie's Angel. OH! Crea at Hello, Gorgeous Salon, mwah!
The world is my clique.
Nam Le's reading last night was packed and amazing and I met a great group of people and everyone knew someone else that everyone else knew and so on and so on and so on, like that Eighties shampoo commercial. While my students struggle through their writing final today, I'll be reading The Boat.
On another note, it is June 5th and I am wearing a wool hat, a wool sweater, and combat boots with SOCKS, yes, wool socks. My friends in other places are complaining of the heat. I will be, for once, a pale Oregonian showing up for July residency. I don't do pale well. I don't. But maybe this is the gods' way of saving my almost-40-year old face from more wrinkles. Hmm. Thanks gods.
I want to go rollerskating.
I am bummed I will miss this show (I'll be dancing the last WW dance with my home gurls)... www.portlandpenshow.com
I like pens & ink & paper. dang
Nam Le is reading from his debut collection THE BOAT at Powell's Hawthorne tonight and his former teacher, my former advisor, Charles D'Ambrosio is introducing him, so show up and support literary fiction. May's Elle magazine--the one with MO-donna on the cover, mwha-- says The Boat contains stories "in which achingly familiar alliances converge in ingeniuosly unlikely places" Now that's a lot of -ly (and -l) words, but I'm there.
Me oh my!
My galpals and I were just chatting last week about how much max we'd pay to see our glorious 50-year old DIVA Madonna play. "OH ANYTHING!...
But not a thousand dollars!"
we all decided.
Then galpal texts me this morn with the news: 900 bucks** for front & center, Madonna in BC, pre-Halloween 08.
Cost: fuel to Canada + new kickin boots + something lacy & Madonnish + glittery false eyelashes applied one-by-one and scrumptious 1940s-hairdo+ hotel= One Zillion MFA dollars not yet earned
Option: Eeny-meen-miny-on this weekend's PTOWN shows.
Mark Farina $15 OR Cheb i Sabbah $12
+ brownie mix + cab fare + agua= Sweat I Can Live With
**must find something to pawn
The essay... it passed.
The dancing begins this weekend and continues on through the end of June until I hop that plane to 10-days in Asheville and once again, enter la-la land, and dance there too.
The inside of my face is smiling. I'm in love with all the tiniest birds and butterflies.
Yes, please... kill your television.
No, seriously.
I've done the bolding...
In the Works at Narrative
Plans to launch new sections of Narrative directed specifically at the demographic most affected by the widespread American decline in reading, those between eighteen and thirty, are well underway. The urgent and indispensible nature of this project is confirmed by the National Endowment for the Arts in its most recent report, the dismal findings of which are enough, we believe, to alarm even those not already concerned about the future of reading. In 2007 nearly half of Americans between the ages of eighteen and twenty-four read no books for pleasure, and, looking to the next generation, the NEA reported that less than one-third of thirteen-year-olds were daily readers of any book at all. Not unexpectedly, the precipitous decline in reading in this age group has been accompanied by an equally alarming fall off in writing skills. We perceive an important opportunity in this crisis: Narrative 30 Below will find these potential new young readers and writers where they already are—online—and will offer them a multichannel portal with the highest-quality content written, edited, and produced by their peers. These channels will be presented seamlessly within Narrative Magazine’s broader platform, attracting readers from other age groups and bringing young readers vibrantly into the larger world of literature.
found a new writer/blogger/Narrative Magazine's Love Story Contest winner today
and those paper cuts... I'm going there after my meeting.
huh?
seems the Aloha Run was a 10K not a half-marathon.
Okay then!!!
That means I HAVE to do a halfer 'cuz I'm older and better now.
I'll make myself a t-shirt "I'd rather be running a 10K in Hawai'i"
mmmmm
I graduate January 2009... me thinks me sees my own graduation gift in the making. There is sunshine beaming down upon my head and because I have the half-marathon of fall 2008 under my belt, I am flying, feet in sneaks with double rainbows and wave-riding dolphins on 'em hardly hitting the pavement. A cocktail with an umbrella at the finish line. A little Iz HI '78.
Peace out, as Kip once said.
First, today I am thankful for all writers who help us aspiring ones write. Is there a greater generosity in the universe? Mmmmm.
Second, I thought in my 40th year on Planet Earth it'd be cool to run a marathon. I've decided to get real and make it a half-marathon-- I made it once, Aloha Run 93 and quite frankly for real
because
for reals real
this essay, this essay, this warren wilson mfa essay
has been my 40th-year marathon and my 4.5-month labor of sextuplets every three weeks and it has made me nauseous and thirsty and it has made my boobs hurt and it has kept me up at night with brain cramps and thank god this f&$*#$% baby is going to be delivered by its final due date: May 7th.
this essay is a Taurus
OLE toro!!! and bring me a cuba libre while you're at it
this essay does not want booties
it does not want onesies
not
not even gold-plated diapers and mobiles made of tiny pink-diamond encrusted cowbells (Mz. Minton quit gluing that shit on right now)
forget what Baby Essay wants just send Baby Essay Mama some of those virtual teddy bears and dark beers
damn is B.E. going to wail when it gets spanked
PS Baby Essay Mama votes Obama!!
Driving my 30,000 horsepower chuckwagon across Portland yesterday... I stopped over at my galpal's house for "just five minutes."
There's always a good film on.
And gooooood wine. Galpal is now studying to be a wino, I mean, a viticulturist.
The wine flowed and so did the music from the speakers which were connected to the TV which was running the good film: Walk the Line.
Sang songs with my 5-year old niece. Lyrics went like this:
all my Aunties
wear pretty panties
and
Auntie Bec likes purple
she likes tan and purple
she likes pink and purple
she likes green and purple
If I were technologically savvy, and had we actually recorded these rock solid and amazing tunes, I'd post them.
But for now, it's just the image of last night, a lil' blonde girl on air guitar singing with a twang in her throat and a few good elbow saws.
If you happen to be a local chicaloungin reader, make sure to check out my Warren Wilson pal/graduate Majka and her rad book.
Wednesday, April 16th!
See what is to be seen, learn about strength and beauty and Africa, buy her book, and then take her out for a beer or dancing afterwards!
Me... I have a date with my essay. :-(
Could not find the link via NPR but wanted to post this good news before a meeting and teaching class. Seems Taiwan is spending 80,000 USD to protect the Blue Crow butterfly... shutting down portions of a major highway just to make the flight of these lil' winged creatures a bit less hectic. They've planted trees along the highways as well. Blue Crow rest areas.